2 of 2 - headphones guys and don’t drink while you’re listening you won’t like soda coming out of your nose. -Nick
As I was going through my music folder I remembered I had these. These are ridiculous, dirty and I certainly recommend earphones. I’m only posting up two of the songs so… -Nick
check out this new keyboard i bought
HOW RICH ARE YOU
The keyboard was only like $60 dude
THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK
The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters
Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre
I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?
They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.
damn that’s a lot of dildos
And if you say “I did it with an orca” we’re gonna have a huge problem on our hands XD
Translation by me:
More comes out from touching it.
This is no good. I wanna eat you.
You too? Do you want me too?
It’s okay ❤
Do you mean it?
Does it really… feel good?
Me too— me too!
Like, AMAZING good~
You’re making a great face.
Your voice. Let me hear it.
Oh fuck, just from hearing you… I’m already like this.
I don’t even know what to do with myself.
Your body— your noises— your scent— everything.
I can’t stop it—
I wanna see it. The face you make.
I should be working on my 3DMG for this weekend but I decided to listen to this six times instead to translate it for y’all. No headphones fuck da police I’m an adult.
Thanks for coming to the stream those of you that did.
To make up for ruining childhoods I might stream a movie tomorrow. Who’s down? Dunno what but I’ll figure out a few. It’ll be after Hannibal airs on NBC so aroun 11 PM CST. -Nick
haha whoops would you look at that. Loud wet dreams are awkward when you share the room but not the bed. Can you imagine Rei’s embarrassed face when he’s so loud he wakes himself up and Nagisa is just…
Rei closed his eyes, pulling his blanket up to his ears. He kept his back to Nagisa, all in effort to feel as though he were back at home, in his own room, alone. Sharing a room was still weird to him, even after months of being on the swim team together.
Still, some days Rei thought of strange things — like Nagisa slipping into bed with him, his lithe frame pressed against Rei’s back as he wrapped an arm around Rei’s waist. These strange thoughts would bring him comfort, even help him relax and fall into a deep sleep.
Tonight would be no different. Except tonight, he could have sworn he heard Nagisa step out of his bed. He could have sworn he felt Nagisa climb into his own, could have sworn he felt Nagisa’s breath on his neck, his shoulders…
He hadn’t meant to moan like that. He hadn’t meant to encourage Nagisa, either, except Nagisa’s fingers then drifted down his side and around his front, slipping under the edge of his boxers. He could feel Nagisa’s arousal brush against him, causing an unfamiliar warmth to spread through him, his own body reacting to Nagisa’s touch accordingly.
As Nagisa’s hand wrapped around his length, Rei moaned even louder, arching his back and pressing himself against Nagisa. Nagisa’s lips were hot against his neck, teeth no doubt leaving subtle marks as Nagisa continued to tease him with his fingers.
Rei groaned, scooting over on the bed so that he was on his back, his own hands fumbling with Nagisa’s clothes. He pulled the other boy on top of him, and their lips met in a clumsy kiss. All the while, Nagisa’s hand never let up, bringing Rei even closer to the edge.
At some point, their pajamas were shed and they were both naked, both moaning and grinding against one another. It was Nagisa whose head sunk towards the other’s lap, and when Nagisa’s lips replaced his fingers, Rei called out his name loudly, arching his back against the bed.
Rei’s eyes snapped open, the darkness of the room almost oppressive for a moment. Something didn’t feel right. Something was wrong, though he wasn’t sure what it was.
First, he realized he could no longer feel Nagisa’s lips and tongue teasing along his length.
He then realized the weight of Nagisa’s body on top of his was no longer there.
More horrifying still, he realized he had woken himself up, gasping Nagisa’s name.
But worst of all —
— Nagisa was still awake.
"N-N-Nagisa-kun, I’m sorry, I didn’t — it’s not what it —" Except it was totally what it sounded like, Rei having a wet dream about his best friend and fellow teammate.
"It’s okay, Rei-chan," Nagisa chirped, sitting upright on his bed. Even in the dim lighting of the room, Rei thought he could see Nagisa’s radiant smile. "It sounded like a good dream."
Rei felt his face burn even hotter, and he turned his gaze upwards towards the ceiling, swallowing thickly. “It —” He thought of Nagisa’s flushed face from the dream, the feel of Nagisa’s lips against his own, and he found himself smiling as he turned to face Nagisa once more. “It was very beautiful.”
They didn’t sleep in separate beds anymore, after that.
OH MY GOD IT BECAME EVEN MORE PERFECT THAN IT WAA BEFORE OH MY GODDDDDDD
An older lady was staring at me as I took these pics but I